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During the blizzard...

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 09:40:45 -0600

What is a reasonable amount of time to wait before you call a potential employer back to find out if your still being considered for a job?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 12:21:14 -0600

The day is upon me. Hopefully

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:36:44 -0600

So i’ve interviewed not once, not twice, but thrice, with a company in Kansas City. God I hope they call today with an offer. In the meantime, i’m killing cows and pigs in Minecraft while waving my sword at angry skeletons.

My Zodiac Has Changed

Sun, 16 Jan 2011 23:34:28 -0600

Apparently due to the shift in the Earth’s axis since the time of the Babylonians, I am no longer a Taurus, but an Aries.

http://palinherpderp.ytmnd.com/

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 04:03:22 -0600

http://palinherpderp.ytmnd.com/

fuckyeahelectronicmusic: Chromeo - “Fancy Footwork (Crookers...

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 18:25:50 -0600

fuckyeahelectronicmusic:

Chromeo - “Fancy Footwork (Crookers Remix)”

Also loved an album they put out a while ago - She’s In Control I think it was called. Their methods have definitely improved and become more refined over the years.

Why do I give myself nightmares when I have insomnia?

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 00:40:01 -0600

Why do I give myself nightmares when I have insomnia?

Coincidence or incipient speech that creates "Clear and present danger" which is not protected by the first amendment?

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 14:09:00 -0600

What to do when you have a bad headache and spend most of the day in bed?

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 12:55:50 -0600

Log a record number of hours and karma on reddit and find things like this:

Need Internet Advice!

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 11:39:25 -0600

So in preparing for an upcomming job interview, I need to give a 30 minute presentation on any topic I wish. So far in the mix is:

How awesome i am
My g/fs dog
Oracle

In desperate need of advice!

Best NYE Ever

Sat, 01 Jan 2011 19:11:48 -0600

3PM - Arrived to B&B in New Haven with girlfriend.

3:30PM - Got lunch at subway, then went back to B&B to watch TV and relax.

6PM - Go to restaurant called “Somebody’s” for dinner. Somebody’s is closed, so we spend the next 45 minutes driving around looking for a place to eat. Come across an Applebee’s which has a line extending out the door. Find Bob Evans and eat country fried steak, with ice cream and a brownie for dessert.

8PM - Bubble bath time at the room.

10PM - Watch CNN Live coverage of ball dropping in Times Square.

11:15PM - Make up ghost stories about how the B&B we are at is haunted due to a twisted slattern who would lure riverhands in and murder them to freak my girlfriend out.

11:30PM - Totally asleep.

NYE In New Haven

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:34:13 -0600

So my girlfriend and I just arrived in New Haven, MO, at a Bed and Breakfast we booked for NYE. This place is fantastic; second-floor balcony to enjoy the unseasonably warm weather, bear claw bathtup with shbath, and an awesome room. Don’t have a camera with me, but pics sure to follow.

Oh, and happy new years Tumblrs!

Don't you touch my fucking hashbrowns.

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 11:36:00 -0600

That’s right. I went to cook my hashbrowns this morning, and woe is me, they were in the goddamn freezer. This means I have to sit around waiting for them to defrost before I can cook my delicious fucking breakfast. So for the last time - don’t you dare lay a finger on my fucking hashbrowns because I will cut you with a ceramic knife.

Home Improvement

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 10:06:00 -0600

So a while ago I found a pretty good deal on a desk I could use for my computer desk on craigslist - good wood/construction but only $30. Being dated as it is, and being bored as I am, I decided to try and do a little sanding and painting to give it a more modern look.

Below:

(Left) Original Drawer (Middle) After sanding and first basecoat (Right) Finished

Merry Christmas To Me

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 09:48:00 -0600

I recently returned from out of town to visit my girlfriend for the Christmas holiday. This morning, while sipping coffee, my mother and I were sitting at the kitchen table. She was using her netbook I had given her earlier this year, and I thought it would be a good opportunity to give her one of her presents, which was a wireless mouse for it. Thoroughly enjoying her gift, she decided to give me a present as well.

After opening my gift, I looked in bewilderment. ”Are these … mix CDs?” I ask. ”No,honey, they are much better.” As I stare at the titles - Matthew M. and Earl H., both from the “Brazzos Riverside Conference”, I can’t imagine what they are.

“Is it some type of software?” I inquire. ”No, honey.” She says. ”They are videos of two speakers from the Alcoholics Anonymous conference!” she excitedly exclaims. Not quite the iPad I was hoping for.

Merry Christmas!!!!!!! :D Hope you got everything you wanted!

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 08:27:42 -0600

Indeed! Same to you!

Photo

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 07:55:24 -0600

So that’s how he did it…

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 23:52:00 -0600

So that’s how he did it…

CIA: The Best and the brightest on the bleeding edge of teh intertubes

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 22:46:24 -0600

The CIA has launched a task force to assess the impact of the exposure of thousands of U.S. diplomatic cables and military files by WikiLeaks.

Officially, the panel is called the WikiLeaks Task Force. But at CIA headquarters, it’s mainly known by its all-too-apt acronym: W.T.F.

This is what Polish people make for breakfast. A medley of...

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 10:05:40 -0600

This is what Polish people make for breakfast. A medley of eggs, hash-browns, bacon, onions, peppers, with a moat of ketchup and a storm of Sriracha. I also had some strawberry-granola-vanilla-yogurt to boot. My tummy is happy.